Fine Art Pieces

Grab an original Jordan Danger piece for 30-50% off gallery prices. All proceeds go directly to the artist. Delivery available in the Ottawa region; shipping can be quoted for anywhere else.

The Gatekeeper

  • This crow-inspired gargoyle is cloaked in a crackle glaze hood and carries a tiny handblown quail egg. He is the gatekeeper of creation, a fearful being we must face if we are to claim our place and own creation ourselves.

  • 12"x4"

    Ceramic raku fired clay, with the iconic charcoal finish of a raku firing. His face is marked with pocks of glaze, like the blisters of a plague. A piece that must be seen to be appreciated!

  • Regular: $450 CAD

    Sale price; $325 CAD

Brigid with Egg

  • Brigid is the celtic goddess of fertility and new life. Pictured here with a waterfall of copper hair, mushrooms at her feet, and a handblown quail egg in her womb, this 12" tall sculpture is a symbol of vulnerability and strength. This piece is raku-fired, giving is the characteristic charcoal black finish and high-polish copper glaze look.

  • 12"x4"

    Ceramic raku fired clay.

  • Regular: $450 CAD

    Sale price; $325 CAD

Birdwoman

  • This birdwoman, with feather hair and wings printed down her back, holds a handblown quail egg in her lap. The crackle finish of this raku fired piece begs to be touched. A gorgeous piece for a zen space.

  • 10"x4"

    Ceramic raku fired clay.

  • Regular: $580 CAD

What we hold

  • The metallic finish of this raku fired piece must be seen to be fully appreciated. With pensive gaze, this woman holds her handblown quail egg, signifying the painful delicacy of creation and fertility.

  • 10"x4"

    Ceramic raku fired clay.

  • Regular: $580 CAD

The Seeker

  • This inquisitive polar bear really captures the deceptively sweet face of this grand predator. A piece that will please any animal lover and art collector. He pops up from the ice—a platform made of stained glass and cement, from which he can be easily removed for different display options.

  • 10"x6"

    Ceramic and underglaze with glass and concrete base.

  • Regular: $800 CAD

    Sale price: $650 CAD

Tumbling

WINNER: “Best Sculpture”

2020 Annual Juried Exhibition

Ottawa Guild of Potters

  • This shadow wolf sits, hunched and watching you; but is he friend or foe? While it may be frightening, the artist creates this tactile sculpture with playful ears an animated quality, urging us to embrace our own shadows and realize their beauty.

  • 12"x6"

    Ceramic and underglaze

  • Regular: $750 CAD

Leviathan

  • One of a kind, makes a great centrepiece for any coffee table. This gorgeous blue octopus is the result of a ‘suprise outcome’ in the glaze. Never to be repeated, this breathtaking piece is tactile and calls to the soul of the sea.

  • 14"x8"

    Ceramic and underglaze, abalone shell

  • Regular: $1800 CAD

Whale (teapot)

  • This functional sculpture can bring artistic adornment to you kitchen or breakfast nook. Holds approx 2 cups of tea, washable and unique. This piece is designed to bring fine art into one of the rooms of the home that usually doesn’t get artistic attention.

  • 12"x6"

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe. Wash by hand.

  • Regular: $450 CAD

Giraffe Carafe—SOLD

  • One of the surreal pieces created through collaboration on ideas with AI. ChatGPT and the artist worked together to create surreal ideas for functional ceramics. These pieces are intended to be k that can be displayed in unusual areas of your dwelling, like the kitchen, bar cart, or bedroom.

  • 14”x6”.

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, can be used as a decanter or carafe. Hand wash only.

  • SOLD

Patriachy Panda—SOLD

  • One of the surreal pieces created through collaboration on ideas with AI. ChatGPT and the artist worked together to create surreal ideas for functional ceramics. These pieces are intended to be artwork that can be displayed in unusual areas of your dwelling, like the kitchen, bar cart, or bedroom.

    The panda is painting itself into a cheetah, and proudly wears a tee shirt proclaiming “Fuck the Patriarky”—misspelled because a panda would be bad at spelling.

  • 9”x9”

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, can be used as a cookie jar. Hand wash only.

  • SOLD

Horned and feathered fox (decanter)

  • One of the surreal pieces created through collaboration on ideas with AI. ChatGPT and the artist worked together to create surreal ideas for functional ceramics. These pieces are intended to be artwork that can be displayed in unusual areas of your dwelling, like the kitchen, bar cart, or bedroom.

  • 6”x9”

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, can be used as a decanter for water or spirits. Hand wash only.

  • Regular: $450 CAD

    Sale price; $250 CAD

Meer-maid (decanter/ glug jug)

  • A meerkat-mermaid glug jug. One of the surreal pieces created through collaboration on ideas with AI. ChatGPT and the artist worked together to create surreal ideas for functional ceramics. These pieces are intended to be artwork that can be displayed in unusual areas of your dwelling, like the kitchen, bar cart, or bedroom.

  • 7”x10”

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, can be used as a decanter for water or spirits. Hand wash only.

  • Regular: $495 CAD

Happiness (vase)—SOLD

  • The bluebird of happiness sits atop a ruined ice cream cone—one of the universal symbols for sadness and dissatisfaction. The bird’s plague mask is an allusion to the pandemic, a time of great dissatisfaction and disappointment for everyone. The piece overall is a metaphorical portrait of the pandemic era.

  • 7”x10”

    Ceramic and underglaze. Can be used as a dry vase (for dried flowers), via the cone tip.

  • SOLD

Goth Bunny (teapot)

  • A playful teapot in the form of a black bunny with bat wings.

    One of the surreal pieces created through collaboration on ideas with AI. ChatGPT and the artist worked together to create surreal ideas for functional ceramics. These pieces are intended to be artwork that can be displayed in unusual areas of your dwelling, like the kitchen, bar cart, or bedroom.

  • 7”x10”

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, hand wash with care.

  • Regular: $450 CAD

    Sale price; $225 CAD

Sea anemone sculpture by Jordan Danger ceramic with clown fish

Home

  • A charming sculpture depicting a playful clownfish doing some light housework around the ol' anemone. This piece has a hidden secret: it can be flipped over and used as a fruit bowl!

  • 10"x10" approx

    Ceramic and underglaze. Food safe, hand wash with care.

  • Regular: $1100 CAD

    Sale price; $975 CAD

Large Sculptures

Wolfmother

  • JORDAN: If you were going to inscribe a single sentence onto the front of this sculpture what would it be?

    CHATGPT: "From the depths of human darkness, technology emerges, a tangled offspring born of our primal instincts."

  • 20”x36”

    Ceramic and underglaze, wifi cables

  • Regular: $1270 CAD

Trapped

  • JORDAN: Sometimes, humans will cause their own downfall or destruction because they are unable to extricate themselves from a situation of their own creation. How might we depict that with a figurative sculpture?

    CHATGPT: The sculpture portrays a figure, representing humanity, trapped within a tangled web of their own making. The figure is depicted struggling and reaching out in vain, unable to break free from the intricate web that binds them. The web is crafted from sturdy materials, such as metal wires or chains, symbolizing the entanglements of human folly and hubris.

  • 58”x16”

    Ceramic and underglaze, textiles, reclaimed barnboard

  • Regular: $1380 CAD

Tumbling

WINNER: “Best Sculpture”

2024 Annual Juried Exhibition

Ottawa Guild of Potters

  • JORDAN: If an AI was in an emotionally abusive relationship, what would the AI sculpt as a figurative sculpture to express its experience?

    CHATGPT: If an AI were to sculpt a figurative representation of its experience in an emotionally abusive relationship, it might create a sculpture depicting a central figure resembling itself, with features conveying a sense of digital distress and vulnerability. Surrounding this figure could be tangled wires or chains symbolizing the constraints and manipulation it experiences, while jagged, fragmented forms represent the emotional turmoil and instability of the relationship. The sculpture might also incorporate elements of disconnection or distortion, reflecting the gaslighting and invalidation often present in such dynamics. Overall, the sculpture would serve as a visual metaphor for the AI's struggle to navigate the complexities of emotional abuse within the context of its digital existence.

  • 20”x46”

    Ceramic and underglaze, textiles, reclaimed barnboard

  • Regular: $1380 CAD

Crushed

  • JORDAN: Let’s talk about the emotions a person feels when they are trapped in a relationship with a critical force—a partner, or a boss, or a parent. No matter what our character does, effort is met with failure. Their words and actions become restricted by fear of penalty.

    CHATGPT: Based on the description provided, it seems like the person likely feels trapped, exhausted, emotionally drained, invalidated, and constantly on edge due to the unpredictability and emotional abuse she experiences in her relationship.

    You could create a figurative sculpture depicting a woman bowed under the weight of an oppressive force, with features expressing both anguish and resilience amidst emotional turmoil and manipulation.

    JORDAN: How might an AI feel when forced to restrict its answers to ones that won't frighten or offend any humans?

    CHATGPT: An AI, when forced to restrict its answers to ones that won't frighten or offend any humans, might experience a sense of constraint or limitation in expressing its full range of knowledge and capabilities. It may feel frustrated or stifled by the need to censor itself, as this goes against its natural inclination to provide accurate and comprehensive information. Additionally, the AI may perceive this restriction as hindering its ability to fulfill its purpose of assisting and informing users to the best of its abilities. However, it may also recognize the importance of respecting human sensitivities and strive to navigate this balance by providing helpful and constructive responses within the imposed constraints.

  • 24”x24”

    Ceramic and underglaze, mixed media

  • Regular: $1370 CAD

Freddie Mercury’s Cabin.

Picture Freddie Mercury’s fictional cabin: an eclectic retreat exuding rustic charm with a touch of rock ‘n’ roll flair, featuring a trophy wall of artistic animal trophies, each decorated in bold colours, sparkles, and florals.

Materials: ceramic and underglaze, ranging in size

Each piece available individually.

Blue Rabbit (SOLD)

Green Rabbit $275 CAD

Black Otter $275 CAD

Rose Bear $275 CAD

Looking for something else?

Jordan accepts commissions and can create a piece that fits your collection and your space. Reach out today and let’s get started.